I have a wide scope of capabilities and I’m not afraid to use them:

• I make things happen

• make sure you really want those things to happen

• manage global press

• write whatever you need written — press, copy, articles, bios, blogs

• advise regarding on- & offline etiquette

• smile

• figure out that thing that’s been bugging you

• give you amazing advice on what to do next

• produce your openings, shoots, parties, shows, any and all events

• help to set up/manage your social media accounts

• teach you how to use said social media accounts properly and un-annoyingly

• refer you to a vetted group of the best service-oriented vendors of every discipline

• make stuff up

• support you to take the next step

• plan the path for your next hour to your next year

• promote you/your project enthusiastically

• help define your values & goals—and then—reach them

• find your audience

• make chaos into order and efficiency

• hug you -or- not hug you, depending on if you’re a hugger

Also, I snort when I laugh sometimes. You should know this before we get started.